The Lost Mariner Speaks

* I received the following essay from the lost mariner, First Mate Ken Griffey, Jr. RBP looks forward to future contributions from our wandering brother when he finishes circumnavigating the globe on his book tour. First Mate Griffey also wanted me to let our overseas readership know that he will be spending the next couple days in Cape Town, SA. So, if you or any of your friends are going to be in or around the Cape of Good Hope this weekend, feel free to check out First Mate Griffey over at The Looking Glass Lounge and Bookery at the corner of 18th and Cauliflower. He will be reading choice excerpts from his new book, Edward Gorey: through Space and Time, on Friday at 7p, Saturday at 2p and then again at 8p, and Sunday at 3p.



Arrggghhh, This Draft Be Smellier Than Davy Jones’ Locker:
A Wayward Mariner’s Take on the 2009 NBA Draft Class
by First Mate Ken Griffey, Jr.

I may be eating my words in a few years, so I'll try to make this short so as not to choke should I have to ingest said words at a later date. Put simply, this draft class is horrible. Analysts have complained that it was weak, and I've reviewed plenty of mocks, but for some reason, the deficit of talent hasn't really hit me until now. Maybe it's because my previous reviews of the mocks have been mostly to see where Patterson and Meeks were going, and I haven't really paid attention to everybody else. Or maybe it took the Admiral's keen analysis to grab my attention. Whatever the reason, I find myself highly disappointed in this year's crop.

The first and second picks, while not otherwordly, could turn out to be solid NBA talent. However, once I saw Jordan Hill's name at the 3-slot, my stomach started to turn. I can't personally speak to Mr. Hill's talents as I've had few opportunities to see him play. I do know that prior to this season, he was barely on the draft radar, and, compared with previous players chosen at this spot in the draft, he seems sub-par. Just in the past few years, players like 'Melo, Ben Gordon, and O.J. Mayo were selected in the same position, and at this point, it's hard to argue that Hill is in the same league as those guys.



I could feel the bile rising in my esophagus when I saw big crazy stiff man's name at the 4-spot going to the Thunder. If I'm putting together an NBA Live team (which of course is how I would run a franchise if I were a GM) I definitely don't want this guy on my team! The Thunder (who should've been called the Barons) have the makings of a mouth-watering Live squad. They're young, they're long, they're athletic...in short, I really really like this team. But throw Thabeet in the middle, even with their need for a center, and the whole NBA-Live-running-dunking-crazyathletic thing is thrown out the window. Sidenote: I almost cried when the Chandler trade was rescinded. That could've been a thing of beauty.

So far then, we have a relatively unknown (to me) at the number 3 spot, an awkward mojo wrecker at the 4, and that brings us to the Timberwolves. It can't really be argued that James Harden is a bad player, unworthy of a 5th pick in the draft. No, my problem is not with Mr. Harden, but with the lack of point guard talent that comes to light when you reflect on 'Sota's obvious need for a floor leader at the 1, and then realize that none of the PGs in this draft, outside of Rubio, are worthy of being selected this high. I see Lawson at the next spot down, and I liked what I saw from him in the NCAAs, but the last time the T-Wolves selected a guard from UNC, he just threw up the Roc sign a whole bunch, and nobody’s heard from him in a while.

The remainder of the first round is littered with similar situations - teams with certain positional needs who will probably resort to taking someone at a position they already have filled, simply because there are no players at the needed position worthy of being taken at that particular spot. Further evidence of this unenviable situation is reflected by Admiral Sax’s repeated use of some form of this phrase: “X team needs a (fill in position), but...”

Certainly, there have been worse draft classes than the one at hand. For proof, go back and take a look at the 2006 picks. That awful class even lacks a redemptive 2nd round pick, unless you consider Paul Millsap as such. Still, even with the existence of similarly shallow draft pools in the not-so-distant past, it saddens me that one of my favorite sports days of the year will be somewhat diluted by the lack of available talent. A truly interesting read would be a study of why draft talent ebbs and flows like it does, but that’s for someone with more time and a bigger brain to dissect.

Big East Review

Cincinnati: Wrong year, wrong conference for the Bearcats. In another conference, this is a potential bubble team. Despite Cincy's unfortunate circumstances, look for the Bearcats to finish respectably. As Mick Cronin replenishes his program's talent over the next few seasons, I see a return to relevance in Cincinnati's future.

Connecticut: Jim Calhoun's squad is playing the best basketball in the country, and there's room for improvement. Jeff Adrien has provided his usual solid play and leadership. Jerome Dyson has been explosive and finishes on the break as well as anyone. Craig Austrie provides a steadying influence off the bench. Highly touted freshman Kemba Walker has been even better than expected. So where can the Huskies improve? Well, despite his dominance on the defensive end, Hasheem Thabeet's offensive development has seemingly stalled. More disconcerting for the Huskie faithful is A.J. Price's play. The talented floor general seemed to be on the brink of fulfilling his enormous potential at the end of last season, but his play thus far has been uninspired. Even with the return of Stanley Robinson, UConn will need last year's A.J. Price if they hope to add another championship to Jim Calhoun's collection.

DePaul: The Blue Demons are headed for their third losing season in Jerry Wainwright's four-year tenure. And this year's edition is particularly bad. At this point, DePaul looks like the worst the Big East has to offer. Wainwright's time in the Windy City may be drawing to a close.

Georgetown: I was extremely high on the Hoyas after their solid non-conference play and a Big East opener that saw JT3's squad topple UConn. Now, after losing five of their last six, including losses to Seton Hall and Cincy, Georgetown needs to turn things around if they want an invitation to the dance. Still, I like the odds of a strong finish for the Hoyas. DaJuan Summers is playing very good basketball. Freshman Greg Monroe has a refined game that belies his youth. Chris Wright has turned into a nice fourth option on the offensive end. And JT3 has done a nice job of patiently developing his young bench. The only thing standing in the way of the Hoyas regaining their form is senior Jessie Sapp's play. The glue guy's numbers have taken a dip this year, but Georgetown is going to need his steady hand down the stretch.

Louisville: It's hard to forget about the Cardinals uninspired non-conference play, but Louisville is starting to fulfill its preseason billing as a Final 4-caliber team. The Cards may not have a point guard (much to Rick Pitino's chagrin), but they may not need one with point forward Terrence Williams' play as of late. Look for Coach Pitino to have his squad primed for the tournament. The sky is the limit for this talented and deep team, but, unless freshman big man Terrence Jennings starts to contribute on both ends of the floor on a consistent basis, Louisville may fall short of a spot in the Final Four.

Marquette: The Golden Eagles are playing as well as anyone in the nation. Few teams have four players that can match the talents of Marquette's Jerel McNeal, Wesley Matthews, Lazar Hayward, and Dominic James. However, until Buzz Williams starts getting more out of the under-performing Maurice Acker and Dwight Burke, the Golden Eagles are probably doomed to a let-down.

Notre Dame: Everyone seems to agree that nine Big East teams will be dancing in March . I tend to agree with this assessment, but, due to the way Notre Dame's schedule is set up (strings of tough matchups and two games apiece against UConn and Louisville) and the Irish's lack of depth, look for Mike Brey's team to end up on the bubble. In the end, I predict the Irish will be on the outside looking in. I should note, however, that I think Notre Dame finishes no worse than fifth place in any other conference and contends for the SEC crown. While the Irish have no trouble putting points on the board, they're lacking on the defensive end. One more thing -- Luke Harangody and Kyle McAlarney get all the ink, but the best barometer of the Irish's prospects for success is the play of junior point guard Tory Jackson. As Jackson goes, so go the Irish.

Pittsburgh: I hope basketball fans can appreciate the way Pitt plays. There are flashier teams, and there are more talented teams, but few teams play with as much effort or with as much grit as the Panthers. Jamie Dixon's team has all the ingredients of a champion -- a physically dominating interior presence on both ends of the floor (DeJuan Blair, 14.8 ppg and 12.9 rpg), an explosive wing that can create his own shot and get to the rim (Sam Young, 17.9 ppg), a point guard who takes care of the ball (Levance Fields, 3.6-to-1 assist-to-turnover ratio), an athletic perimeter defender capable of locking down the opponents' top scorer (Jermaine Dixon, 1.7 spg), and a talented supporting cast (Tyrell Biggs, Gilbert Brown, and Brad Wanamaker).

Providence: Seven Friars are averaging at least eight points per game, and it looks like Keno Davis just needed one year at Drake to prepare for his Big East coaching debut. The Friars could very well be a tournament team in another conference. Then again, Providence ended up with a favorable Big East schedule (if there is such a thing), playing Villanova, Cincinnati, and Rutgers twice, so anything's possible. Unfortunately, Providence has exactly zero quality non-conference wins. Look for the Friars to be NIT-bound after a five-game stretch to close out the regular season that includes Louisville, Notre Dame, Pittsburgh, and Villanova.

Rutgers: Despite their 1-8 conference record, the Scarlet Knights are headed in the right direction in Fred Hill's third season at the helm. The play of freshmen Mike Rosario (17.5 ppg for the first McDonald's All-American in school history) and Gregory Echinique (9.5 ppg, 8.5 rbg, and 2.5 bpg) suggest brighter days are on the horizon for this long-suffering program. Rutgers will also return junior center Hamady N'Diaye and his 2.7 blocks per game.

Seton Hall: The Pirates started out the season 8-1 with wins over USC and Virgina Tech. Unfortunately, there hasn't been much for Seton Hall fans to smile about since. The good news for the Pirates is that their potent trio of Jeremy Hazell (23.4 ppg), Robert Mitchell (15.7 ppg), and Eugene Harvey (12.7 ppg) are all underclassmen.

South Florida: Year two of the Stan Heath-era at USF is upon us. As expected, Heath has improved the level of talent on the Bulls' roster. The real question is whether he can raise their level of play. So far, the answer isn't clear, but Heath doesn't exactly have a sterling record in terms of developing players over time. One bright spot for the Bulls -- the play of talented sophomore guard Dominique Jones (18.3 ppg, 4 apg, and 5 rpg).

St. John's: When the Red Storm lost senior forward Anthony Mason, Jr. for the season due to injury, it looked like it was going to be a long year for Norm Roberts' team. For the most part, it has been, but the Red Storm has responded admirably. They had every reason to finish in last in the Big East but currently sit in 11th place. Roberts has done a good job recruiting, and it looks like St. John's has taken the first baby steps toward becoming relevant again.

Syracuse: Believe it or not, this Syracuse club defends and plays with toughness and intelligence (for the most part). Jonny Flynn, Paul Harris, and Arinze Onuaku are all very good defenders. Jim Boeheim's club appears to have taken on the personality of Flynn, the fiery point guard and undisputed leader of this athletic bunch. The biggest surprise for Syracuse – the play of junior swingman Andy Rautins who is averaging double figures and gives the Orange a much-needed outside shooting threat. Despite losing four of their last six, look for Syracuse to sail into the tournament.

Villanova: This is a nice team, and, although the Wildcats really only have one quality win (a 67-57 victory against Pittsburgh), I like this team to be a tough out come tourney time. They have excellent perimeter play in Scottie Reynolds, Corey Fisher, Corey Stokes, and Reggie Redding. Dante Cunningham is having a terrific year in the post, and Antonio Pena gives the Wildcats another talented big.

West Virginia: He gets overlooked on a regular basis, and he's not exactly a media darling for a variety of reasons, but it's time we all recognize that Bob Huggins is quite a basketball coach. His Mountaineers are overachieving and playing excellent defense. They are as difficult to score on in the half-court as anyone. If junior point guard Joe Mazzulla hadn't been lost for the season to injury, the Neers would be really dangerous.

Player of the Year: Luke Harangody, Notre Dame
Runner-up: DeJuan Blair, Pittsburgh
This is a closer call than one might think. Harangody edges out Blair at this point in the season in large part due to the incredible numbers he's putting up (25.1 points and 13.2 rebounds per game). However, if the Irish continue their slide to the bottom of the Big East standings, a reevaluation may be necessary. Blair, playing within the confines of Pitt's more disciplined system and with a better supporting cast, isn't called on to score as many points, but his impact is just as great. In fact, Pitt's two losses can largely be attributed to Blair being in foul trouble. I would be remiss not to mention the 23 points and 22 boards (11 offensive) Blair put up on Harangody's Irish last week.

Coach of the Year: Jamie Dixon, Pittsburgh
Runner-up: Buzz Williams, Marquette
It may surprise some, but I don't even think this is a close one. No team dictates the flow of the game like Dixon's Panthers, and they do it without a gimmicky scheme. They play physical basketball in all facets of the game, and they get into their man on the defensive end of the floor. Marquette's Buzz Williams also deserves some love. He may be doing it with Tom Crean's experienced players, but Williams has stepped in admirably.

Freshman of the Year: Greg Monroe, Georgetown
Runner-up: Samardo Samuels, Louisville
Samuels has been excellent, providing the Cardinals with interior scoring and help on the boards. But it's Monroe, Georgetown's Deep South import, that is the jewel of this year's freshman class. Equally adept at playing with his back to the basket, putting the ball on the floor, and hitting the open cutter, Monroe's game is mature beyond his years. Even more impressive than Monroe's 24 and 10 against Notre Dame was his performance against UConn's Hasheem Thabeet. Reminiscent of then-freshman Tyler Hansbrough's mandhandling of then-junior Shelden Williams, Monroe put up 16 points, 4 assists, and had 3 steals to Thabeet's 4 points (and 7 blocks) in the Hoyas 74-63 victory at Connecticut. Rutgers' Mike Rosario and UConn's Kemba Walker also deserve mention for their stellar play.

Defensive Player of the Year: Hasheem Thabeet, Connecticut
Runner-up: Terrence Williams, Louisville
While his offensive play has been inconsistent, there is no denying Thabeet's game-changing impact on the defensive end of the floor. With eight games of five blocks or more, Thabeet is certainly worthy of the comparisons to Dikembe Mutombo in terms of his abilities on the defensive end. The only questions remaining for Thabeet are whether his maturity and his ability to lead merit the comparison to Mount Mutombo. Williams is a distant second, but he's a game-changing defender in his own right. His ability to pick off passes in Louisville's full-court press is Ed Reed-esque, but I'd like to see him become more of a lockdown defender in the half-court.

1st Team All-Big East
Jonny Flynn, Syracuse
Terrence Williams, Louisville
Luke Harangody, Notre Dame
DeJuan Blair, Pittsburgh
Hasheem Thabeet, Connecticut
This side of Lester Hudson, no one fills up a stat sheet like Terrence Williams. T-Will has 6 games with 20 or more points, 8 games with 10 or more rebounds, 7 games with 6 or more assists, 7 games with 4 or more steals, and 2 games with 3 or more blocks.

2nd Team All-Big East
Deonta Vaughn, Cincinnati
Jerel McNeal, Marquette
DaJuan Summers, Georgetown
Jeff Adrien, Connecticut
Greg Monroe, Georgetown
Few players are more important to their team than Cincy's Deonta Vaughn (15.3 points, 4.1 rebounds, and 4.6 assists per game). Without him, the Bearcats are probably at the bottom of the Big East standings. Summers' stats are all the more impressive when considering the context of Georgetown's style of play. He's taken his game to the next level on the offensive end of the floor, but, if the Hoyas are going to be successful, he's got to hit the boards and make more plays on the defensive end. Adrien, averaging a double-double, is the heart and soul of the perhaps the best team in America. And what about the Big East talent that didn't make the cut? Our apologies to Wesley Matthews, Lazar Hayward, Arinze Onuaku, Earl Clark, Dante Cunningham, Scottie Reynolds, Da'Sean Butler, Weyinmi Efejuku, Dominique Jones and, perhaps the cruelest cuts of all, Sam Young and Jeremy Hazell -- two pure scorers who leave something to be desired in other areas of the game.

All-Big East Defensive Team
Jonny Flynn, Syracuse
Jerel McNeal, Marquette
Terrence Williams, Louisville
Arinze Onuaku, Syracuse
Hasheem Thabeet, Connecticut
The biggest reason for Syracuse's resurgance -- defense. If the Orange's opponents are able to get the ball up the court against the feisty Flynn, they are likely to find the lane clogged by Arinze Onuaku, the Beast of the Big East. The massive Onuaku looks more like an extremely tall linebacker than a basketball player, but his physicality has added a toughness to Jim Boeheim's club that it has been lacking in recent years. Marquette's Jerel McNeal doesn't just average 19.7 points per game. He's also averaging two steals per contest for the fourth straight season.