Friday, May 8, 2009

Patrick Patterson to Pull Name Out of NBA Draft

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Patrick Patterson, as reported by Brett Dawson, is pulling his name out of the NBA Draft and will return to Kentucky for his junior season. I predict a 90% chance that a poster on Catspause predicts a 100% chance for UK to reach the National Championship next year.

In related news, Jeremy Tyler is still planning to leave high school after his junior year to play professional basketball in Europe.

[Post Edit] THIS JUST IN! - Mike Marra has not had the insane clown posse tattoo removed from his left bicep.

1 comment:

  1. I see that my previous post (made up entirely of the absurd ramblings of your people I might add) really struck a chord with you.

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